Drivin' with the windows down.

And other thoughts of spring.
Did I mentinon that I have 3 gigs of Ram?
That's about three less than I want, but still more than I need....maybe. >.>
I like my graphics card but I want a better one....NVIDIA? WTF, wurs mah ATI?
So um... yeah.
Internet arrives saturday.
Also the crack dreams I mentioned last post....Shattered anew when I found out that I owed the city of Dayon $112 D:
For this I get to wait three weeks before they fix all the potholes on my street after a big snowstorm? Great. >_<

...Oh yeah! I was gonna post a meme! here it is:

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Fight a horde of rampaging velociraptors (or raptor like aliens) bullets and a sword for when I run out, and my pet velociraptor spark that I raised from a baby, then die gloriously in defense of the colony, only to be whisked up to heaven where I discover, to my inevitable dismay, that Jesus and the Pope, really were velociraptors all along. D:(obviously, this is the last thing I want to do before I die, and preferably when I'm old) Although I'd be satisfied with a video game where that happens. XP
2.) Go to Spain
3.) Get laid....ha! ...No really, I'd like to find a nice girl and marry her....and then get laid and make lots of little Jensies and Jensettes. :P

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Jens - my given name, on my birth certificate.
2.) Yensil - Used by several of my friends, and the internet.
3.) Jensy - My mom calls me that, and my grandmother sometimes. ...If anyone else tries they will die a violent and painful death...involving velociraptors.

Three Screen Names You Have Had (Other Than This One):
1.) Yensil314, after a while I chopped off the numbers, but that one's still floating around a few sites.
2.) The cat one - if you know it, you know which one I mean, if you don't, too bad, it's a secret. :P
3.) Stupor Man - Faster than a plodding turtle, etc...

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) The shape of my jaw
2.) My hair
3.) My general height and build...minus the gut. >.>

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Danish: WE ARE VIKINGS! HUARGH!
2.) French: Wine and art snob. :P
3.) Some small bit of Scottish somewhere (Campbell) Start up the bagpipes and you might just see me in a kilt. :d

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Zombies. Fortunately the move very slowly and do not have sharp adges.
2.) Velociraptors....They do not move slowly and do have sharp edges. O-o
3.) Zombie Velociraptors...that's some serious shit. O_O

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) Ritalin....Cures ADD and no sleep!
2.) Anywhere between two and six cigarettes on a work day, 0-3 on a day off.
3.) Intarweb access! I currently can't get this on sundays. :( But that ends this week! :D

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Red shirt with black sillhouette picture of a hawaiian dancer guy that my mom bought me in...Hawaii
2.) Faded, slightly worn jeans, with badly worn cuffs at the back where they've dragged on the ground.
3.) All black Chucks.

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) JTB (Jets to Brazil) Definitely my top favorite
2.) Alkaline Trio
3.) Iron Maiden and Blind Guardian...there's a lot more, but those are my top three.

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) Rocket Boy by JTB
2.) The Bard's Song by Blind Guardian
3.) Sweet Child of Mine by Gun's and Roses

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Low pressure/Low maintenance. I'm jealous of my time and have little money.
2.) Similar literary interests/internet interests...same books, same webcomics, same forums, etc... Or at least some of the same.
3.) A girl who could kick my butt at Smash Brothers and Soul Calibur would be awesome.
A girl who could kick Greth's butt at SB and SC would be eve awesomer (cuz I can't T_T)

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) The door on the left leads to freedom
2.) The door on the right leads to freedom
3.) Both doors lead to violent and painful death at the cruel claws and fangs of a pack of hungry velociraptors.
Which door will you choose? Dun dun dun...

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) Cute face....Probably the only thing I'm picky about.
2.) Not too skinny, not too fat...actually that's a pretty wide range in my case, I'm not particularly picky.
3.) Between one and five inches shorter than me, though I don't really care, it's the mind that matters.

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) KOMPYOOTAR MASHEEN...Intarwebs and RTS games. :D
2.) Reading. Fiction and Sci-Fi mostly, Romance on audio.
3.) Outdoorsy things, though I don't do that much these days. :\

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Eat foodstuffs. I am hungered.
2.) Play Maple Story...but alas I'm still waiting on the intarbuttz. :d
3.) Do deadly battle with a Velociraptor...and win. :D

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) High School biolgy teacher
2.) Nurse
3.) Apologetics professor
...Of course I never even considered the one I'm in. >_<

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Spain
2.) Japan
3.) The Moon

Three Kid's Names You Like:
...You mean like for my childrens? O-o
Hokay:
1.) Karen for my first girl...
2.) ...
3.) ...I have other ideas I'm sure, but I can't think of them right now. O-o

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) I like chick flicks... I even go to see them by myself some times. ^^;
2.) ...I've gone blank again, someone else give me some ideas. >_<
3.)


Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) My room is a mess. XP
2.) I enjoy women....XP I am a heterosexual male after all.
3.) I like hunting, fishing, and especially, "roughing it". But I don't get out much these days.

Three People That I Would Like To See Take This Quiz Now:
...Actually I have four:
1.) Tommu
2.) Elf Girl
3.) Mouse person...
4.) Raptur

THE END YAY.